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Don’t believe us. Check.

Ways to test whether we’re telling the truth about our own snack. None of them involve reading a brochure.

Take one bite.

Allow microphone access and bite into a pack close to your mic. The meter listens for the high-frequency fracture of a real crunch (roughly 2.5–7.5 kHz) and ignores talking. It’s a game, not a lab instrument — but it’s a loud one.

  1. 0–39Suspiciously quiet
  2. 40–59Respectable crunch
  3. 60–74Now we’re talking
  4. 75–89Crunch certified
  5. 90+Legendary crunch

Waiting for a bite…